搞笑英語格言

搞笑英語格言

1、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, themoreyou forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why botherto learn?
　　學的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘記的越多；忘記的越多，知道的越少，爲什麼學來着？

2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　每個人都應該熱愛動物，因爲它們很好吃。

3、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　上帝決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了餘地。

4、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。

5、If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
　　如果我可以重排字母表，我會把你和我放在一起。

7、Man: Have we met somewhere before?
　　我們之前在哪個地方見過吧？

8、Love is photogenic. It needs darkneto develop.
　　愛情就像照片，需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

9、″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?
　　“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。

10、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behindeveryunsuccessful man, there are two.
　　每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人；每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。

11、The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the leyou know. So why bother to learn?
　　學的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘記的越多；忘記的越多，知道的越少，爲什麼學來着？

12、Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.
　　“現在的夢想決定着你的將來，”所以還是再睡一會吧。

13、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents inbackseatscause children.
　　後排座位上的小孩會發生意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。″

14、Girl! You better have a license, Cos you are driving me crazy!
　　女孩，你最好有個駕照，因爲我已被你駕馭得快瘋了。

15、Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
　　是呀，所以我再也不去那裏了。

16、″Hard work never killed anybody.But why take the risk?
　　“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。

17、Succeis a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　成功是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。

18、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人；每個不成功男人的背後，都有兩個。