搞笑勵志的英語句子
1、只要鋤頭舞的好，那有牆角挖不倒？
As long as the hoe dance well, then there is no corner dug down?
2、女爲悅己者容男爲悅己者窮！
Female for Yue oneself person let male for Yue oneself person poor!
3、我很懶。懶到連心裏的那個人都懶得換。
I'm lazy. The man in the lazy heart are too lazy to change.
4、但兩個人相遇，接下來的不是故事就是事故。
But two people met, the next is not the story of the accident.
5、生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。
Health, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.
6、博識家的話多淺，專門家的話多悖。
Knowledgeable home if more shallow, expert talk against.
7、別人都在假裝正經，那我就只有假裝不正經啦。
Others are pretending to be serious, then I only pretend not to be serious.
8、人越是得意的事情，越愛隱藏，越是痛苦的事情越愛小題大作。
Were more proud of things, more love hidden, the more painful the more love making a fuss.
9、既然目標是地平線留給世界的就只能是背影。
Since the goal is the horizon left the world can only be back.
10、成功的母親是失敗，成功的父親是汗水。
Successful mother is a failure, the success of the father is sweat.
11、你曾經有沒有把某人的說說全部看完卻從不評論。
Have you ever read someone's talk all but never comment.
12、別人的錢財乃我的身外之物！
Money is not everything!
13、一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
A mountain can not be accepted, unless a public and a mother.
14、不要自卑，你不比別人笨。不要自滿，別人不比你笨。
Do not feel inferior, you are not stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are not stupid.
15、超越自己，向自己挑戰，向弱項挑戰，向懶惰挑戰，向陋習挑戰。
Beyond ourselves, to challenge their own weaknesses, to challenge, challenge to the lazy, bad habits to challenge.
16、其實喜歡一個女生就多買東西給她吃。吃胖了，沒人追了，就是你的了。
In fact, like a girl to buy things for her to eat. Eat fat, no one chasing, is your.
17、不要和我比懶，我懶得和你比。
Don't be lazy than me, I'm too lazy to be with you.
18、有所得是低級快樂，無所求是高級快樂。
A low income is a happy, no senior happy.
19、世界上最成功的人往往不是最有才華的人。
The most successful people in the world are not the most talented people.
20、一個人並不孤單，想一個人時才孤單。
A person is not alone, like a person alone.
21、面對目標，信心百倍，人生能有幾次搏？面對成績，心胸豁達，條條大陸通羅馬。
In the face of the goal, confidence, a hundred times, life can have several times? In the face of achievements, open-minded, all roads lead to Rome.
22、幸福的末班車不是沒趕上，而是擠不上去。
Happiness of the last train is not to catch up, but can not squeeze up.
23、當你感到悲哀痛苦時，最好是去學些什麼東西。學習會使你永遠立於不敗之地。
When you feel sad and painful, it is better to learn something. Learning will make you invincible.
24、高考試卷是一把刻度不均勻的尺子：對於你自己來說，難題的分值不一定高。
College entrance examination papers is a ruler of the scale is not uniform: for you, the problem is not necessarily high scores.
25、有些人曾經是朋友，告白了以後，連朋友都做不成。
Some people used to be friends, after the confession, even friends do not become.
26、走自己的路，讓別人打車去吧。
Go your own way, let others take a taxi.
27、調節好興奮期，學習一浪高一浪。
Adjust the exciting period, learning a wave of high waves.
28、更快、更高、更強。領先就是金牌。
Faster, higher, stronger. Lead is the gold medal.
29、男人最驕傲的人不是擁有過多少女人，而是他的女人，願意爲他拒絕多少男人。
The man who is most proud of the man is not the number of women, but his woman, how many men are willing to refuse him.
30、積一時之跬步，臻千里之遙程。
A product kuibu Zhen Cheng, thousands of miles away.
31、你認爲自己是什麼樣的人，就將成爲什麼樣的人。
What kind of person do you think you are, what kind of person you will be.
32、不要慨嘆生活底痛苦！慨嘆是弱者。
Don't lament the end of life pain! Lament is weak.
33、天生我材必有用、材必有用我昇天！
There must be a useful material to be useful, I ascended to heaven!
34、你只適合想念，不適合見面。
You are only suitable for Miss, not suitable to meet.
35、不爲後悔說如果不爲失望說放棄不爲痛心而流淚。
Never regret to say that if you don't say "give up" don't cry for sorrow.
36、如果你借太多的錢給一個人，你會令此人變成壞人。
If you borrow too much money to a person, you will make this person into a bad person.
37、給自己一個恰如其分的自信。
Give yourself a proper confidence.
38、能沖刷一切的除了眼淚，就是時間，以時間來推移感情，時間越長，衝突越淡，彷彿不斷稀釋的茶。
Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being washed by time, conflicts would be diluted as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.
39、不必每分鐘都學習，但求學習中每分鐘都有收穫。
Not every minute of learning, but learning every minute to harvest.
40、其實單身挺好、和誰曖昧都不需要解釋。
In fact, a very good single, and who do not need to explain the ambiguous.
41、智慧的代價是矛盾。這是人生對人生觀開的玩笑。
The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is a joke about life.
42、路漫漫其修遠兮，吾將上下而求人。
The road ahead will be long, but I will ask.
43、人都有以第一印象定好壞的習慣，認爲一個人好時，就會愛屋及烏，認爲一個人不好時，就會全盤否認。
People have to first impression is good or bad habits, that a person is good, you will love me, love my dog, that a person is bad, will completely denies.
44、在冷峻的雪山上很多朝聖者倒在半路上。
In the cold snow on the many pilgrims on the way down.
45、任何一個傻瓜都會引誘一個姑娘；但是知道怎樣離開她只有成熟男人才能做到。
Any fool can seduce a girl; but knowing how to leave her is only a mature man.
46、不要等待機會，而要創造機會。
Don't wait for opportunities, but to create opportunities.
47、練習就是高考，高考就是練習。
Practice is the college entrance examination, the college entrance examination is practice.
48、淡薄功利，輕裝前進；不計付出，堅韌不拔；不達目的，誓不罷休。
Weak utilitarian, move forward; without pay, not to complete, firm and indomitable.
49、賺錢之道很多，但是找不到賺錢的種子，便成不了事業家。
There is a lot of money to make money, but can not find the seeds of money, they can not become a career home.
50、別想一下造出大海，必須先由小河川開始。
Don't think about the great ocean starts from a small river.
51、沒有平日的失敗，就沒有最終的成功。重要的是分析失敗原因並吸取教訓。
Without the usual failure, there is no final success. It is important to analyze the causes of failure and to draw lessons from it.
52、財富就像海水，飲得越多，渴得越厲害；名望實際上也是。
Wealth is like the sea, the more you drink, the more you get.
53、一戀愛就老婆老婆的。負責任的又有幾個？！
A wife's wife. Responsible and a few?!
54、人之所以有一張嘴，而有兩隻耳朵，原因是聽的要比說的多一倍。
The reason why people have a mouth, and have two ears, the reason is to listen to more than twice as much.
55、怨言是上天得至人類最大的供物，也是人類禱告中最真誠的部分。
Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as the most faithful prayers human beings may utter to God.
56、學習要加，驕傲要減，機會要乘，懶惰要除。
Learning to add, proud to be reduced, the opportunity to travel, in addition to lazy to.
57、談一次戀愛，少一個朋友。
Talk about a love, a friend.
58、有沒有人和我一樣，對着電腦沒事做，卻又不想關掉它？
There is no one like me, in front of the computer to do nothing, but do not want to turn it off?
59、理想很豐滿，現實卻很骨感。
The ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
60、我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死，但這該死的痛苦卻學會了游泳。
I want to drink the pain is drowning, but this damn pain learned how to swim.
61、耐心和持久勝過激烈和狂熱。
Patience and persistence is fierce and fanaticism.
62、讓你笑到沒心沒肺的那個人，是最愛你的人。讓你哭到撕心裂肺的那個人，是你最愛的人。
Make you laugh to heartless man, is most loves you the person. Make you cry to my person, is the person you love.
63、名列前茅是銀，日新月異是金。
The top is silver, gold is change rapidly.
64、沒有口水與汗水，就沒有成功的淚水。
No slobber and sweat, no tears of success.
65、人生舞臺的大幕隨時都可能拉開，關鍵是你願意表演，還是選擇躲避。
Stage of life at any time can open the curtain, the key is that you are willing to perform, or choose to avoid.
66、積極思考造成積極人生，消極思考造成消極人生。
Positive thinking leads to positive life, negative thinking leads to negative life.
67、沒有天生的信心，只有不斷培養的信心。
Not born with confidence, only the continuous cultivation of confidence.
68、婚姻的殺手有時不是外遇，而是時間。
The killer of marriage is not an affair, it's time.
69、一個人越在意的地方，就是最令他自卑的地方。
The more places a person cares about is the place where he is most inferior.
70、即使爬到最高的山上，一次也只能腳踏實地地邁一步。
Even climb to the top of the mountain, one can only take a step down to earth.
71、三流的化妝是臉上的化妝；二流的化妝是精神的化妝；一流的化妝是生命的化妝。
Three flow make-up is on the face; the second-class makeup is the makeup of spirit; the first-class makeup is the makeup of life.
72、錢不是問題，問題是沒錢！人不能在一棵樹上吊死，要在附近幾棵樹上多死幾次試試。
Money is not a problem, the problem is no money! People can not hang in a tree, to be near a few trees on the dead several more try.
73、你讓我滾，我滾了。你讓我回來，對不起，滾遠了。
You make me roll, I roll. You let me come back, sorry, roll away the.
74、帥有個屁用！到頭來還不是被卒吃掉！
Handsome a fart! It still not be eaten!
75、若不給自己設限，則人生中就沒有限制你發揮的藩籬。
If not to their limits, there is no restriction on the life of the fence you play.
76、能彎腰爲你係鞋帶的男人永遠比只會幫你**服的男人好。
Bend down to tie your shoes for men than ever will only help you take off your clothes man.
77、唯女人與英語難過也，唯老婆與工作難找也！
The only woman and English is also sad, only his wife and also difficult to find work!
78、我們在扣扣裏有聊不完的話，可現實見了面都一句都說不出來就像陌生人一樣。
We have not finished the buckle buckle, the reality met all the words to say like strangers.
79、這個世界既不是有錢人的世界，也不是有權人的世界，它是有心人的世界。
This world is neither money, nor the right people in the world, it is the people of the world.
80、不參加變革社會的鬥爭，理想望永遠是一種幻影。
Do not participate in the change of social struggle, the ideal hope is always a mirage.
