愚人節整人英文短信
1、追你追你我追你，就象獵人追狐狸；親你親你我親你，就象老漢啃玉米。
I chase you chase you chase you， just as a hunter chasing fox； I kiss you kiss you kiss you， just like the old man eating corn。
2、小明上課時總是睡覺，老師批評他：你可不可以不要睡覺？小明回答：不行，因爲我是特困生。
Xiao Ming is always sleeping in class， the teacher criticized him： you can not sleep？ Xiao Ming answered： no， because I am a obtains。
3、請先摸摸你那紅嫩的小臉，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！這次養豬知識講座到此結束，明天見！
Touching you that please tender face， then touching your belly！ Good！ The pig knowledge lecture to the end， see you tomorrow！
4、你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就連你放屁的姿勢都那麼優美。可在大庭廣衆之下，控制一下節奏好嗎？
Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， control the tempo？
5、你在我眼中最美：鷹鉤鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老鼠眼睛羅圈腿，鼻子下面一張嘴，滴滴答答——流口水。愚人節快樂！
You are the most beautiful in my eyes， aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round， a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day！
6、這段日子以來，我一直想對你說三個字，但又怕說了連普通朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，還是想說：借點錢！
These days， I always wanted to say three words to you， but again afraid said even friends can do， but I can't help， or want to say： borrow some money！
7、我是一棵孤獨的樹，千百年來矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只爲有一天當你從我身邊走過時，爲你傾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。
I am a lonely tree， stood one thousand years on the road， lonely waiting， just for one day when you past me， is you dump， hit not flat you even miss life。
8、親愛的你真不起，每天睡到十點起、餐餐五碗都見底，體重沒人能比，送給看短信的那頭豬，愚人節快樂。
Dear you really can't afford to， slept at 10 o 'clock， five meals bowl bottom， no one can than weight， gave the pigs， look at the messages happy April fool's day。
9、八戒遇月老問：靠！月老！爲何讓我跟高家玉蘭分離。月老道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你們的孩子生出是人妖。
Eight quit when he asked： depend！ Joking！ Why let me talk to gaos thought yulan separation。 Old way： she is a person， you are a demon， I am afraid that your child is a transvestite。
10、一滴水在海洋中渺小，在沙漠中偉大；丹頂鶴在鶴羣中渺小，在雞羣中偉大；你在人羣中渺小，在豬圈偉大！
A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crowned cranes in a swoop small， great in the chickens； You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty！
11、你長得很抽象！你長得很朦朧！你長得很模糊！你長得很……詭異啊！饒了我吧，我實在描繪不出你的樣子，我真沒見過鬼。
You look very abstract！ You look very dim moonlight！ You look very fuzzy！ You look very…… Weird！ Give me a break， I can't describe your appearance， I have never seen a ghost。
12、人漸僵，臉漸黃，蒼白如豆漿，嘴脣像紅糖；至今沒有對象，還要假裝堅強，見了美眉象狼，遇到哥們——還那小樣。
Gradually， face yellow， as white as a soya-bean milk， lips like brown sugar。 Has not object， but also pretend to be strong， see the United States eyebrow like wolves， met the elder brothers， also the samples。
13、說你白癡你還認識字，說你傻瓜你還知道生氣，說你笨蛋你還知道回短信，說你木頭你還知道看手機！祝你愚人節快樂！
Say you idiot you know words， say you fool you know angry， say you stupid you know back to SMS， said the wood also know you think of your mobile phone！ I wish you a happy April fool's day！
14、其實。唉，算了，還是不說了。呵呵，這句話是不是很讓你糾結？免費送給你了，趁今天過愚人節，告訴身邊的人，他晚上一定睡不着。
In fact。 Alas， forget it， or forget it。 Ha ha， this sentence isn't it make you struggle？ Send to you for free， while today April fool's day， tell the people around， he can't go to sleep at night。
15、愚人遇雨人雨人語漁人漁人說愚人節愚人不如予人與人愚人之人必將成雨人雨人哭語云：預祝愚人節繞暈人快樂呀！
Fools in rain man said rain person fisherman's fisherman's April fool's day of a fool than to fool people will into the language cloud rain man rain man cry： I wish happy April fool's day around the halo people！
16、人生就像是一個茶几，上面擺滿杯具，當我們認爲自己跳出一個杯具時，卻掉進另外一個杯具，若你沒有跳進另一個杯具，那恭喜你，你掉下茶几了。
Life is like a tea table， above filled up with， when we think they jump out of a cup， but fell into another cup， if you do not have to jump into another， the congratulations you， you are off the table。
17、吻你的感覺青澀中帶着淡淡的芳香，撫你的感覺平滑中帶着柔柔的起伏，想你的感覺興奮中帶着甜甜的滋味，我真想現在就剝開你衣服。生柿子。
Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragrance， with gentle ups and downs in the caresses you feel smooth， in think you feel excited with a sweet taste， I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persimmon。
18、鄙人路過寢室樓，一股東西漂上頭。擡頭滿樓皆望盡，唯見淚已滿面流。嗯？紅燒味道。靠！誰這麼沒道德，吃完泡麪亂倒湯的！
I pass by the bedroom floor， a floating above。 Looking after all do， only see the tears with flow。 Huh？ Braise in soy sauce flavor。 Depend！ Who have no moral， so after eating instant noodles disorderly pour soup！
19、初戀情人是全新版；舊情復燃是翻新版；婚前同居是試用版；新婚之夜是正版；金屋藏嬌是珍藏版；愛上寡婦是修訂版；勾引人妻是盜版。
First love is new version； Is rekindling retrofit； Premarital cohabitation is trial version； Wedding night is genuine； Rib is a collector； Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition； Wife seduce people is piracy。
20、通知：明天上午有領導視查工作，各位同事請按要求統一着裝。男士：西裝領帶短褲拖鞋；女士：泳裝西褲皮鞋！切記！愚人節快樂！
Notice： tomorrow morning have led visual check work， dear colleagues， please unified dress as required。 Man： suit tie shorts slippers； Ms： swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！ Remember that！ Happy April fool's day！
21、送你一個好朋友，他非常善解人意，你哭的時候，他陪你哭，你笑的時候，他陪你笑，就連你大發脾氣的時候，他也會大發脾氣哦！呵呵，是復讀機啦……
Send you a good friend， he is very considerate， when you cry， he accompany you cry， you laugh， he accompany you to smile， even you lost his temper， he would have lost his temper！ Ha ha， is reread machine……
22、聽說你被**，真地把我嚇壞，你雖從小癡呆，卻對社會無害，誰人如此大膽，竟敢拿你去賣，我真替他擔心，賣得掉纔怪！
Heard you were abducted， really scared me， although you are stupid since the childhood， is harmless to the society， who is so bold， unexpectedly dare to take you to sell， I really worry about him， to sell off just strange！
23、有個節日叫愚人節，有種祝福叫愚人的祝福，有種諾言叫愚人的謊言，有種開心叫被愚的開心，有種快樂叫被騙得快樂。愚人節，節日快樂！
There is a festival called April fool's day， have a kind of blessing called fool blessing， there is a word called fool， have a happy happy， called by fools have a happy that deceived。 April fool's day， happy holiday！
24、春天，我會送你一個笑臉，讓你輾轉難眠，春天，我會送你一些小詩，讓你浮想聯翩，春天，我會送你一次心跳，讓你愚人節過的比誰都快樂。
In spring， I will send you a smiling face， tossing and turning to let you， in the spring， I will send you a little poem， let you to extrapolate， spring， I will send you a heart， let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。
25、你有沒有在去年今日收到一條短信，讓你記憶猶新？假如你收到本信息，證明你手機已感染病毒，請馬上把手機丟進水中泡一天。
Do you have any last year today received a text message， let you remember？ If you received this information， prove you cell phones have been infected with the virus， please leave your cell phone at once into the water to soak for a day。
26、“世界末日”過了，不必慶幸，不必驚喜，其實瑪雅預言就是瑪雅人和我們開了一個超級大玩笑，讓我們過了一次“愚人節”，呵呵，朋友，快樂活在當下！"
The end of the world"， don't have to be thankful， not surprise， in fact， the mayan prophecy is the Maya and we had a super big joke， let we had a April fool's day, ha ha, friends, happy to live in the present moment！
27、從前有一姑娘叫喬妮娜，她和一個叫沙德的相愛了，他們在一起看星星。當流星劃過天空時，他們將這顆流星命名爲：喬妮娜沙德星。祝您愚人節快樂！
Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor named： Qiao Nina ShaDeXing。 I wish you happy April fool's day！
28、想和你去看海，卻把握不住莫測未來；想和你去登山，卻充滿對理想茫然；想和你去流浪，卻到不了幸福天堂；想和你去逛街，**不許帶狗。
Want to and you go to the sea, but can not grasp the uncertain future； Want to go climbing with you, is the ideal blank； Want to go with you stray, but can't get happiness heaven； Would you like to go shopping with you, the police are not allowed to take the dog。
29、今天將出現大量憂“愚”症患者，其表現爲會議通知不信，領導召喚不聽，有人請客不到，有人送禮不要，就連收個短信也不敢笑。因爲愚人節愚人才樂呢！
Today there will be a lot of sorrow "fool", its performance for meeting notice not letter, leadership call don't listen to, somebody will treat, someone a gift, don't even receive a text message can't laugh。 Fools because of April fool's day happy！
30、一大學生被敵人抓了，敵人把他綁在了電線杆上，然後問他：說，你是哪裏的？不說就電死你！大學生回了敵人一句話，結果被電死了，他說：我是電大的！
A college student was caught by the enemy, the enemy took him tied to the pole and then asked him, said, where are you？ Don't say electricity dead you！ College students back to the enemy in a word, the result was electricity dead, he said： I am a TV university！
31、動物世界真奇妙，獅子吼來百鳥叫。斑馬羚羊在吃草，狗熊大象瞎胡鬧。兔子欺負烏龜小，總想和它來賽跑。只有王八靜悄悄，打開手機看熱鬧！愚人節快樂！
Animal world is really wonderful, the lion roar to hundred birds。 Zebra antelope eat the grass, bear the elephant blind mischief。 Rabbit bullying small tortoise, always wanted to and it to the race。 Only the tortoise was silent, open the phone addicted！ Happy April fool's day！
