馬克吐溫幽默名言
1、遠離那些企圖讓你喪失雄心的人吧。小人經常如此，而真正的偉人會讓你覺得你也可以變得偉大。
Stay away from those who are trying to make you lose your ambition. Small people often do, and the real great man will make you feel that you can become great.
2、沒有什麼事物是比一個年紀輕輕的悲觀主義者更可憐的了。
Nothing is more pathetic than an old pessimist.
3、當你發現你跟大多數人站同一立場時，你就該停下來仔細想想了。
When you find that you stand in the same position as most people, you should stop and think about it.
4、你解釋越多，我越難理解。
The more you explain, the harder I understand.
5、皺紋應該只是微笑留下的印記。
Wrinkles should just leave a smile on the mark.
6、20年後，讓你覺得更失望的不是你做過的事情，而是你沒有做過的事情。所以，解開帆索，從安全的港灣裏揚帆出行吧。乘着信風，去探索，去夢想，去發現！
20 years later, it's not the things you do that make you feel more disappointed, but the things that you don't do. So, to sail, sail away from the safe harbor. Take the trade winds, to explore, to dream, to find!
7、真實比虛構更古怪，因爲虛構總受限於可能性，而真實不會。
Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction is always limited to possibilities, but not reality.
8、生活的成功需要兩個因素：愚昧以及自信。
The success of life requires two factors: ignorance and confidence.
9、每個人都像月亮，有着從來不讓任何人看見的黑暗面。
Every man is like the moon, with the dark side that never let anyone see.
10、越是禁止的事物越流行。
The more forbidden things the more popular.
11、最好閉上嘴，讓別人只是覺得你可能是個笨蛋，而不是把張嘴說話，使他們完全確定。
Best to close your mouth and let someone else just think you might be a fool, not talk to your mouth so that they can be completely determined.
12、讓自己高興起來的最好辦法就是設法讓別人高興起來。
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer someone else up.
13、真理還在穿鞋的時候，謊言就走遍了半個世界。
When the truth is putting on its shoes, lies halfway around the world.
14、我總是等機會錯過了才發現我曾有過機會。
I was always waiting for the chance to find out I had a chance.
15、真正偉大的人讓你產生你也能偉大起來的感覺。
Truly great people make you feel that you can be great.
16、一個人的性格可以到他交談中使用的形容詞中去了解。
A person's character can be used in his conversation to understand the adjective.
17、人類有一件真正有力的武器，那就是笑。
Human beings have a really powerful weapon, that is to laugh.
18、世界上主要有兩類人。第一類人有所成就，第二類人號稱自己有所成就。第一類人不如第二類人那麼多。
There are two kinds of people in the world. The first kind of person has the achievement, the second kind of person claims to have the achievement. The first category is not as many as second types of people.
19、善良是聾子能聽，瞎子能看的語言。
Kindness is the deaf can hear and the blind can see the language.
20、今天顯然什麼都有可能發生。
Apparently nothing could happen today.
21、勇氣是對恐懼的抵抗和控制，而非恐懼的消失。
Courage is resistance to fear and control, not fear.
22、先是怕生，後才怕死。完全活過的人，隨時都準備死。
The first is shy, after death. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
23、首先弄到事實，然後你就可以隨心所欲地把他們扭曲。
Get the facts first, and then you can distort them as you like.
24、保持身體健康的唯一辦法，就是吃點你不想吃的，喝點你不想喝的，以及做點你不願做的事情。
The only way to keep healthy is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't want to drink, and do things you don't want to do.
25、別到處說世界虧欠了你。世界什麼都不欠你的，你還沒出生它就在這兒了。
Theworldowesyounothing. The world owes you nothing. You haven't been born yet.
26、當你的朋友開始恭維你看起來多麼年輕時，這是個確鑿的信號說明你已經開始老了。
When your friends begin to compliment you on how young you look, it's a solid sign that you're getting old.
27、如果你收養了一隻飢餓的狗，並且讓它過上了舒服的日子，它將不會咬你。這便是狗與人最主要的區別。
If you have adopted a hungry dog and let it live a comfortable life, it will not bite you. That's the main difference between a dog and a man.
28、取得進展的祕訣就是開始；開始的祕訣就是將令人窒息的複雜任務，細化成可操作的任務，然後開始做第一件。
The secret to making progress is to begin; the secret of the beginning is to refine the complicated tasks into actionable tasks, and then begin to do the first thing.
29、習慣就是習慣，誰也不能將其一下子扔出窗外，只能一步一步地引下樓。
Habit is habit, who couldn't be suddenly out of the window, but coaxed downstairs a step.
30、當真理還正在穿鞋的時候，謊言就能走遍半個世界。
When the truth is putting on its shoes, lie can travel halfway around the world.
31、人人都是月亮，都有決不讓人知道的陰暗面。
Everyone is a moon, and never let anyone know the dark side of the moon.
32、如果我們能在80歲的時候出生，然後慢慢走向18歲，那生活將會幸福無比。
If we can be born at the age of 80, then slowly towards the age of 18, the life will be very happy.
33、善良是一種聾子能聽見、盲人能看見的語言。
Kindness is a deaf can hear and the blind can see the language.
