幽默英語諺語
1、自己做錯不算數，別人做錯打**。
It doesn't matter what you do wrong, others do wrong spanking.
2、大狗爬牆，小狗看樣。
The big dog climbs the wall, the little dog looks like it.
3、皮裏生的皮裏熱，皮裏不生冷似鐵。
The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.
4、一個巴掌拍不響，一人難唱獨板腔。
It's hard for one person to sing a solo tune without clapping his hands.
5、禾苗不認爹和娘，耕作到家多打糧。
He seedlings do not recognize his father and his mother, so they farm at home and get more grain.
6、忠實的人，對人處處關心；虛僞的人，對人當面奉承。
Faithful people care about people everywhere; hypocritical people flatter people face to face.
7、擒龍要下海，打虎要上山。
Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.
8、一時強弱在於力，萬古勝負在於理。
For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
9、公雞打架頭對頭，夫妻吵嘴不記仇。
Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.
10、長木匠，短鐵匠，不長不短是裁縫。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
11、一等二靠三落空，一感二幹三成功。
First class, second class and third class fail, and second class succeeds.
12、人有恆心萬事成，人無恆心萬事崩。
All things come true with perseverance, but all things come to an end without perseverance.
13、有了千錢想萬錢，當了皇帝想成仙。
Thoughts of thousands of money, when the emperor wants to become immortal.
14、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如鐵。
One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.
15、受恩深處宜先退，得意濃時便可休。
The deepest receipt of favor should be retreated first, and when you are proud, you can rest.
16、留得五湖明月在，不愁無處下金鉤。
Keep the bright moon in the lakes, there is no place to worry about the golden hook.
17、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的糧。
No man lacks land for his work and no man's grain for his land.
18、人生只有兩種事，就是幸福和愁苦；一種口頭說出來，一種心裏暗想着。
There are only two things in life, happiness and sorrow; one is spoken, the other is thought.
19、騎着騾子想駿馬，官居宰相想王侯。
Riding a mule like a horse, the prime minister like a prince.
20、愛吹牛的人，嘴邊冒着青煙。
A boaster has smoke on his lips.
21、撒網要撒迎風網，開船要開頂風船。
To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.
22、一千個嘴把式，頂不上一個手把式。
A thousand mouthholds, not one handleholds.
23、人愛富的，狗咬窮的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
24、爸爸雖然是禿子，兒子仍然喊爸爸。
Although his father is bald, his son still calls for his father.
25、人急投親，鳥急投林。
People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
26、走路不怕上高山，撐船不怕過險灘。
Walking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and boating is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.
27、人在福中不知福，船在水中不知流。
A man knows no happiness in happiness, but a ship knows no flow in water.
28、有錢殺人不償命，沒錢淘氣也坐牢。
Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.
29、桃花要趁東風開，幸福要靠勞動來。
Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.
30、人怕沒臉，樹怕沒皮。
People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.
31、娘想兒，長江水，兒想娘，哭一場。
Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
32、百世修來同船渡，千世修來共枕眠。
Bai Shixiu came to the same boat and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
33、經常用的鑰匙，總是閃閃的；潺潺淌的泉水，總是清亮亮的。
The keys that are often used are always shining; the bubbling springs are always bright.
34、一年盼望一年好，汗衫補得象夾襖。
Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.
35、男人好吃要背帳，女人好吃要上當。
Men have to cheat when they eat, while women cheat when they eat.
36、內行看門道，外行看人行道。
The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.
37、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再親的嬸子不如娘。
Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.
38、人各有心，物各有主。
Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.
39、人強人欺病，人弱病欺人。
A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
40、人不虧地皮，地不虧肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
41、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄兩年就換錢。
Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.
42、人怕餓，地怕荒。
People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.
43、弟兄不和鄰里欺，將相不和鄰國欺。
If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.
44、一家之計在於和，一生之計在於勤。
A family's plan lies in harmony and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.
45、家人說話耳旁風，外人說話金字經。
Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in the golden scripture.
46、一個雞蛋吃不飽，一身臭名背到老。
An egg is not enough to eat, and it is notorious all the time.
47、全是生薑不辣，全是花椒不麻。
All raw ginger is not spicy, all pepper is not numb.
48、獅舞三堂沒人看，話講三遍沒人聽。
No one watched the three lion dances and no one listened to the words spoken three times.
49、入門休問榮枯事，觀看容顏便得知。
When you get to the door, you will know what's happening and what's happening when you look at your face.
50、一家養女百家求，一馬不行百家憂。
One family needs a hundred daughters, but one horse can't make a hundred families worry.
51、人老眼昏，鷹老爪鈍。
Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.
52、糊塗蟲不知聰明的可貴，健康不知患病的痛苦。
Muddleworms do not know the value of intelligence, health does not know the pain of illness.
53、只有上不去的天，沒有過不去的山。
There are no mountains that can't be crossed.
54、一人說話全有理，兩人說話見高低。
One person speaks with all reason, two people speak with high or low.
55、爲人不做虧心事，半夜敲門心不驚。
Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
56、逢着瞎子不談光，逢着癩子不談瘡。
Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.
57、泥人經不起雨淋，假話經不起對證。
The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.
58、先釘樁子後系驢，先撒窩子後釣魚。
First nail the stake, then tie the donkey, first scatter the nest and then fish.
59、阿大穿新，阿二穿舊，阿三穿補，要四穿破。
A Da wears new clothes, A Er wears old clothes, A San wears mending clothes, four wears through.
