朋友圈英文說說開心
1、沒什麼遠大理想和抱負，只想天天開心。
There is no ambition or ambition, just want to be happy every day.
2、明人不說暗話，我想做你心間上的女人。
I want to be a woman in your heart.
3、雖然你有老公了，但是多我一個怎麼了。
Although you have a husband, what's wrong with me?
4、我超可愛的，你要不要考慮考慮來愛死我。
I'm so cute. Would you consider loving me?
5、這世上沒有過不去的坎，只有過不完的坎。
In this world, there are no boundless barriers, only endless barriers.
6、待我長髮及腰，我不洗頭臭死你可好。
When I have long hair and waist, I won't stink your head.
7、有的人，做面膜的時候，比真人好看多了。
Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.
8、不要對我指指點點，你美你可以去當雞。
Don't give me any advice. You can be a chicken.
9、很多人看久了就膩，唯獨你越看越喜。
Many people get tired of watching it for a long time, but the more you watch it, the happier you will be.
10、你不應該戀愛，因爲你還沒有遇見我。
You shouldn't be in love because you haven't met me yet.
11、很多事，介於不說憋屈，說了矯情之間。
A lot of things, between not to say condescending, say affectation.
12、愛是一種遇見，不能等待，也不能準備。
Love is a kind of meeting, can not wait, can not prepare.
13、要努力攢錢，爭取買一個自動取款機！
Save your money and try to buy an ATM!
14、希望你們都能擁有愛情，而我獨享金錢。
I hope you all have love, and I only enjoy money.
15、有月亮的時候不要惹我，我可能會變身。
Don't mess with me when there's a moon. I may change.
16、你身邊的人潮擁擠，我腿短跟不上你。
The crowd around you is so crowded that my legs are too short to keep up with you.
17、最近的願望是：閉眼就睡，睜眼有你。
The latest wish is to sleep with your eyes closed and you with your eyes open.
18、烏龜能夠賽過兔，其實只是各走各的路。
Turtles can compete with rabbits, but in fact they just go their own way.
19、像我這種人，你除了寵着也沒有其他辦法。
For people like me, there is nothing you can do but spoil.
20、你都好意思撒謊了，我哪敢好意思不信？
You are ashamed to lie. How dare I not believe it?
21、公佈成績的那一刻，最容易得心臟病。
Heart disease is most likely to occur at the moment the results are announced.
22、別拿青春賭明天，輸了就沒有明天了。
Don't bet your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.
23、不要讓我看見你，不然見一次愛一次。
Don't let me see you, or see love once.
24、跌倒了站起來，換個好看的姿勢再倒下去。
Fall, stand up, change a good posture and fall again.
25、有些日子裏，你一覺醒來，諸事完美。
There are days when you wake up and everything is perfect.
26、喜歡的人當豬養，討厭的人拿去餵豬。
The likes are pigs, and the pesky people feed pigs.
27、既然做不了你的新娘，那就做你的娘。
Since you can't be your bride, be your bride.
28、我這人從不記仇，一般有仇當場就報了。
I never remember revenge. I usually take revenge on the spot.
29、全天下都可以是你的，但你只能是我的。
All the world can be yours, but you can only be mine.
30、一年四季都在困，只有躺在牀上最清醒。
All the year round, sleepy, only lying in bed the most sober.
31、同樣都是小寶貝，憑什麼我要讓着你啊。
They're all babies too. Why should I let you go?
32、天天看穿越小說，看的馬桶都像穿越的洞。
Every day I read through the novel and the toilet looks like a hole.
33、本想住進先生的心裏，沒想到挺多鄰居。
I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.
34、你蠢的像豬，所以沒有我你就要完蛋。
You are as stupid as a pig, so you will die without me.
35、生活好難啊，隨時隨地都想躺地上撒嬌。
Life is so difficult. I want to lie down and act coquettish anytime and anywhere.
36、只有努力過的人才知道，背景是多麼重要！
Only those who have worked hard know how important the background is!
37、像孩子一樣，真誠；像夕陽一樣，溫暖。
Like a child, sincere; like the sunset, warm.
38、很喜歡你，喜歡也沒用，沒用也喜歡。
Like you very much, like also useless, useless also like.
39、希望你如錦繡山河，萬人嚮往，卻屬於我。
Hope you are like beautiful mountains and rivers, people yearn for, but belong to me.
40、你的矮是終生的，我的胖卻是暫時的。
Your short is lifelong, but my fat is temporary.
41、喜歡你呀，像一顆奶糖，從眉間甜到腳尖。
Like you, like a candy, from sweet eyebrows to toes.
42、有情人的過情人節，有敵人的過狄仁傑。
Valentine's Day for lovers and Di Renjie for enemies.
43、跌倒了站起來，換個好看的姿勢再倒下。
Fall, stand up, change a good posture and fall again.
44、每一個牛逼的人生，都有一段2B的青春。
Every cow's life, there is a period of 2B youth.
45、神馬都是浮雲，所以我現在開始相信驢。
The gods and horses are clouds, so now I begin to believe in donkeys.
46、初次見面，我們還不熟，你先喊我老婆吧。
For the first time, we are not familiar with each other. You should call my wife first.
47、我有一顆早起的心，可我的被窩不同意。
I have an early heart, but my bed disagrees.
48、我有車有房有存款，我怕什麼，怕夢醒。
I have a car, a house and a savings account. I'm afraid of anything. I'm afraid of waking up.
49、想住進哥哥的魚塘，衝破哥哥的心房。
Want to live in my brother's fish pond, break through my brother's heart.
50、要把溫柔跟可愛藏起來，留給喜歡的人。
To hide tenderness and loveliness for those who like it.
51、有時候肥也是一種美，起碼我肥而不膩。
Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not tired.
52、給我未來的婆婆一個差評，發貨太慢！
Give my future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow!
53、相愛沒有那麼容易，每個人有他的鼻涕。
It's not so easy to fall in love. Everyone has a runny nose.
54、長髮及腰算個屁，有種你劉海及腰啊。
Long hair and waist count as a fart, there is a kind of your bang and waist ah.
55、對星期一各種討厭，對星期五各種懷念。
I hate Monday, I miss Friday.
56、天氣冷的像個笑話，日子過的像句廢話。
The weather is cold like a joke, and life is like a piece of crap.
57、收銀員說：沒零錢了，找你兩個塑料袋吧。
The cashier said, "There's no change. Look for two plastic bags."
58、自從用了黑人牙膏，牙齒白了，人黑了。
Since the use of black toothpaste, teeth are white, people are black.
59、在花一樣的年紀裏，卻長成了一顆多肉。
In the same age as flowers, but grow into a fleshy.
60、我擅長氣人，拉遠距離，斬斷人際關係。
I'm good at annoying people, pulling long distances and cutting off interpersonal relationships.
61、長的難看是最好的防身術，醜人一生平安。
Long ugly is the best defense, ugly life is safe.
62、想要所謂的好：就請放下那所謂的面子。
Want the so-called good: please put down that so-called face.
63、這天真的是太熱了，想找個人冷戰幾天。
It was so hot that I wanted to find someone for a few days in the cold war.
64、女生曬照的自我修養：自拍三千隻取一張。
Girls'self-cultivation in sunshine: self-portrait 3,000 take only one.
65、幸福就是貓吃魚，狗啃骨頭，我睡覺。
Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs gnaw bones, and I sleep.
66、你是瘋子，有點傻；瘋瘋癲癲到天涯。
You are mad, a little silly; mad to the end of the world.
67、有空一起談個戀愛，沒空我繼續暗戀你。
Have time to talk about a love, have no time I continue to love you secretly.
68、網上買了個剃鬚刀，鬍子沒刮完手抖麻了。
I bought a razor online, and my beard was shaken and my hands were numb.
69、心裏的話，要嘴對嘴才能對你說出來。
If you have words in your heart, you have to talk to each other before you can say them to you.
