2019幽默祝福語
1、人生就像開飛機，飛得多高不重要，平穩落地最重要。
Life is like flying an airplane. How important it is to fly high.
2、我有三句話想跟你說，包括下面這一句，謝謝我講完了。
I have three sentences to say to you, including the following sentence, thank you for finishing.
3、你長的醜一點沒關係，如果你出去嚇人，那可是你的問題了！
It doesn't matter if you are ugly. If you go out to frighten people, that's your problem.
4、長的醜不是你的錯，但你出來嚇人，就是你的不對了！
Ugliness is not your fault, but you are frightening, but you are wrong.
5、青青河邊草，愛你愛到老；野火燒不盡，明天會更好。
Green grass, love you to love old, wildfire can not burn, tomorrow will be better.
6、記得默默的一瞬間，你把我的心帶走，從此我的人卻和別人走。
I remember that in a moment of silence, you took my heart away, and then my people went away with others.
7、人，生在牀上，死在牀上，欲生欲死，也在牀上。
A man is born in bed and died in bed.
8、現實像個石頭，精神像個蛋，石頭當然堅硬，可蛋纔是生命嘛。
Reality is like a stone. Spirit is like an egg. Stone is of course hard, but egg is life.
9、手拿大哥大，到處說胡話，腰跨BP機，到處吹牛皮！
Talk about bullshit everywhere in your hand, go across the BP machine and blow the bull's skin everywhere!
10、孩子不吃飯、挑食，不但是消化問題，很可能啊，是缺心眼兒。
Children do not eat and picky food, it is not only digestive problems, it is very likely.
11、人生之所以短暫，是因爲活的時候忘了，死的時候才恍然大悟。
Life is short because it is forgotten when it is alive, and when it dies, it suddenly comes to light.
12、遠看是你，近看是桶，仔細一看原來是你抱了個垃圾桶。
Far from you, close to see is a bucket, a closer look, it turned out that you held a trash can.
13、不經歷人渣，怎麼能出嫁，沒有人能隨隨便便當媽。
No one can get married without any scum. No one can be carefree.
14、我是你轉身就忘的路人甲，憑什麼陪你蹉跎年華到天涯？
I am the passerby who you turn around and forget. Why accompany you to spend your time in the world?
15、聽說你被**，真的把我嚇壞。好替那人擔心，賣得掉你纔怪！
I was horrified to hear that you were abducted and sold. Well, worry about that man. It's strange to sell you!
16、寂寞就是有人說話時，沒人在聽；有人在聽時，你卻沒話說了。
Loneliness is when no one is listening when someone speaks, but when someone is listening, you have nothing to say.
17、別管什麼高考了，只要長的醜，人生已熟百分之九十九。
No matter what college entrance examination is, as long as ugly, life has been ripe ninety-nine percent.
18、若是晴天你便安好，這天氣，看來你已經不在了吧！
If it is sunny, you will be well. It seems that you are no longer there.
19、考前當學霸，幸福一寒假。上網一時爽，期末火葬場。
Before exams, learn tyrants and be happy for a winter vacation. Surfing the Internet for a while, the end of the crematorium.
20、生活就像是心電圖，想要一帆風順沒有起伏，除非你死了。
Life is like an electrocardiogram. If you want to sail smoothly, there will be no ups and downs unless you die.
21、你老婆快生了吧！到時生得多的話給我一個，我特喜歡小狗。
Your wife is going to be born soon! Give me one when you get a lot. I like dogs.
22、我悄悄的來，又悄悄的走，揮一揮匕首，不留一個活口。
I quietly came and quietly walked, waved a dagger, leaving no room for a living.
23、擁抱真是個奇怪的東西，明明靠的那麼近，卻看不見彼此的臉。
A hug is a strange thing. It's so close, but it can't see each other's face.
24、不管情話連篇，或是老婆一般，只要搭成連理，就應愛她萬年！
No matter what a love story is, or a wife, you should love her for thousands of years.
25、龜兔賽跑，豬做裁判，你說是龜跑得快還是兔子跑得快？
the tortoise and the hare, the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?
26、我們心有靈犀，我們心心相印，我是新新人類，正逗猩猩高興！
Our hearts are in tune. Our hearts are together. I am a new human being. I am playing with gorillas.
27、熱戀時相許下輩子再結良緣，結婚後常懷疑是上輩子造了孽緣。
When you are in love, you will make good fortune in your next life. After marriage, you often suspect that you had created a bad fortune in your previous life.
28、思念不能自己，痛苦不能自理，結果不能自取，幸福不能自予。
Miss can not be self, pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not be taken by themselves, happiness can not be given.
29、鵝鵝鵝，曲項用刀割，拔毛加瓢水，點火蓋上鍋。
Goose, goose, goose, cut with knives, pull wool and add water, and cover the pot with fire.
